Eternally in a state of progress
omfg I called my mom’s phone so I could tell them I wanted mcdonalds but she didn’t answer her phone and then all of a sudden our house phone rings and I assumed that it was her calling back so when I answered it I yelled “PLEASE BUY ME MCDONALDS” and the person on the phone goes “um……this is t-mobile”
(via castiels-feathery-butt)@3 months ago with 99280 notes
@4 months ago with 201232 notes
so when something like this happens tumblr (and twitter) go nuts and here are a few of the good ones..
and the best one of the day
Thanks for making me laugh through all of this :3
@3 months ago with 339804 notes
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.
how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.
(via tyleroakley)@3 months ago with 195587 notes